Sunday, May 15, 2011

Morally superior lefty socialist IMF boss Kahn charged with RAPE

Left churning ostrausses, start your engines! Let the Great Downplaying and/or Evasion begin. IMF chief and French presidential candidate Dominique Strauss-Kahn, an Absolute Topdog in international socialism, has been put in jail on charges of rapeThe premotive could not withstand the urge of nature. 

Friday, May 13, 2011

CRISIS! From the Crisismakers: "More Of It, Or We're Kaputt!"

While Dutch parliamentarians were called back from recess yesterday morning for a secret meeting with the FinMin and the director of the national bank to discuss a second bailout for the Hellenes (see our scoop on May 10), important news was breaking from the US. Sit down for this one! The socialist Bamster regime is going to crack down with all available means on banks that refuse to furnish the poor with mortgages (the so called poison bundles or subprime loans).  

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

SCOOP: Second Hellenistic Bailout!

Despite hevement denials by George Papadreou our Gyros informant just confirmed rumors in the Hellenic press  that a second bailout is on the way of becoming fact. The price tag this time is said to range between 40 and 50 billion euries. Europe is fast following the US when it comes to building up astronomical debt of Biblical proportions.

Monday, April 4, 2011

Polemic: the Culture War in Under 140 Positions


A recent discourse in 140 miniblog positions on the peculiarities of the world we live in, resulted in a challenge from an unknown entity in the Twitter universe of what turned out to be a postmodern, self-confessed 'scientist'. His alma mater or field of work remains unknown to this day, but his bio sports such ethical pursuits as animal rights, humanism, consciousness research, evolution, cosmology, agnosticism, vegetar., portuguese coffee, science, and writing.

Friday, April 1, 2011

The Rooster is Crowing

Congrats. U made itTake this road and learn everything there is to know about the flexible inhabitants of this reasonless, wonderous country. From their mannerisms to their culture. Everything and even more.


By: Def