Monday, April 30, 2012

#Occupy: Not Organizing For May Day

Completely authentic #Occupy grass roots poster
The entirely authentic grass roots movement #Occupy is Not Organizing any May Day strikes or demonstrations for tomorrow, May The First, International Workers' Day
Non Organizers of the politically neutral Non movement say they hope the coordinated events will mark a spring resurgence after a quiet winter. Non calls for a general Non strike with a Non Greed Message with No work, No school, No banking and No shopping have Not sprung up on websites in Toronto, Barcelona, London, Kuala Lumpur and Sydney, among hundreds of cities in North America, Europe and Asia.
The morally agnostic Non Organization do Not plan marches across the globe tomorrow. Strictly leaderless Occupy Wall Street began Non planning for May Day in January, meeting in churches and union halls with a decision-making system that avoids a single leader. All this Non Organization caused a Non attendee to pull a ski mask over his head to protest the presence of a photographer from Tokyo... anywayz, you understand, Nothing is Going to Happen Tomorrow, May Day. There's No one to spontaneously organize it.