Leftist Reactions to the Boston Jihad

After the Boston Bombings there are two things you can count on: premodern Muslims in a state of collective denial, and their pomo apologists deflecting guilt wherever they can get away with it.

Muslim denial is nothing extraordinary. Every member of any old collective would do exactly the same. No dolt is ever individually responsible because all are working towards a common end: a single dolt is morally meaningless, because it has no free will. So how can it be responsible for its actions?

The reactions of their pomo advocates are more complicated. These go from intricate false positives to equivocations and the rest. But a little analysis goes a long way. Here's one particularly fine exchange:

@cassie_troy So, Scotland/Ireland should have been carpet-bombed after McVeigh's attack? Do you know smth the FBI doesn't?
— yannis tellidis (@yannistellidis) April 20, 2013

Here we have five insinuations in one go! Find them all. Send your solutions to @pomoland and win a guided tour!