Don't Panic! World Shocked by Killer Veggies

Barely had the nannies of state pressed upon us the message that veggies exist for our own good, turns out killer cucumbers and bell peppers are out in force preying upon our lives! Wham! your entire risk free life under the cheese dome kaputt. So evil exists after all! If it isn't Greeks asking gifts, it's the neurotic Teutons and Spanish poo critters EHEC making us miserable. The Dutch self regulator at once adopted a policor posture: "Promoting the cucumber is not appropriate at this time". On the contrary, one would say!

BREAKING: FRIENDS OF MORALLY SUPERIOR SOCIALIST #DSK PREYING ON POOR AFRICANS

Family members of the chamber maid who accused former socialist end boss of the IMF of  rape, here in the pica in the unplugged village of Tchiakoulle in Guinea, West Africa (AFP). Friends of the sex predator, Dominique Strauss-Kahn secretly contacted the impoverished extended family without shoes and offered them a large amount of money to make the case go away.

In-Depth Research: the Dutch Royals and the New World Order

On Sunday May 8, in a lusciously foliaged area in the central part of the Netherlands, fotographer Arthur Batenburg spotted a festive party in a horse drawn carriage. It carried Queen Beatrix, her son Friso and his wife Mabel and their two daughters, and a number of celebs from the we're-all-interconnected-now Global-Village-crowd: the likes of Desmond Tutu, Richard Branson, Kofi Annan and Mary Robinson. As faithful royalty watchers may be aware, the Dutch ruling family since its alliance to Mabel Lalouche has dipped even deeper up to its eye balls into the New World Order than they already were.

Yuk? Slutwalk Amsterdam

In this little Calvinist country where everything is forbidden, we can only dream of naked decadence; this country, where teenagers are hoisted into chastity belts at the earliest signs of puberty, where beating up gays is a national bloodsport, and where short skirts are habitually blamed for sexual assault - what this country needs a really really really tough, in your face awareness manifestation! No problem, frustrated nymphos, playas and sissy male sluts. From the country of the uber successful multicult, now the uber successful SlutWalk. 

Morally superior lefty socialist IMF boss Kahn charged with RAPE

Left churning ostrausses, start your engines! Let the Great Downplaying and/or Evasion begin. IMF chief and French presidential candidate Dominique Strauss-Kahn, an Absolute Topdog in international socialism, has been put in jail on charges of rape. The premotive could not withstand the urge of nature. 

CRISIS! From the Crisismakers: "More Of It, Or We're Kaputt!"

While Dutch parliamentarians were called back from recess yesterday morning for a secret meeting with the FinMin and the director of the national bank to discuss a second bailout for the Hellenes (see our scoop on May 10), important news was breaking from the US. Sit down for this one! The socialist Bamster regime is going to crack down with all available means on banks that refuse to furnish the poor with mortgages (the so called poison bundles or subprime loans).  

SCOOP: Second Hellenistic Bailout!

Despite hevement denials by George Papadreou our Gyros informant just confirmed rumors in the Hellenic press  that a second bailout is on the way of becoming fact. The price tag this time is said to range between 40 and 50 billion euries. Europe is fast following the US when it comes to building up astronomical debt of Biblical proportions.