Barely had the nannies of state pressed upon us the message that veggies exist for our own good, turns out killer cucumbers and bell peppers are out in force preying upon our lives! Wham! your entire risk free life under the cheese dome kaputt. So evil exists after all! If it isn't Greeks asking gifts, it's the neurotic Teutons and Spanish poo crittersEHEC making us miserable. The Dutch self regulator at once adopted a policor posture: "Promoting the cucumber is not appropriate at this time". On the contrary, one would say!
